It’s actually unbelievable how much the amount of sleep I’ve had affects me, when I haven’t had enough it seems like every single word I say comes out in the wrong tone of voice and sounds like it means something it doesn’t and I make loads more embarrassing mistakes and basically I regret everything I say and do immediately after I say or do it. When I’ve had enough sleep I can look back on a conversation or social encounter and think I did okay but when I haven’t had enough sleep I always feel like they must hate me for being such a twat, I don’t know if it’s just me but I suppose at least I know how to cure my own social retardedness.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu)